Top banana. First XI Skipper and Professional. Lovely bloke, well liked, respected and all round good guy. Scores stacks of runs. Likes to bat for hours, often thinks he is playing a five day Test Match. Takes wickets by claiming the opposition are unable to pick his straight ball. Obviously related to Stuart Dunn.

Graham Trow 

Big banana. Quiet, shy, modest, unassuming character. Opening bat, prolific run getter, usually by the aerial route. Full of charisma, tremendous sense of humour, laughs a lot particularly at his own jokes.   Right hand bowler with deceptive slower ball which often has the opposition batsman in two minds. Likes to have a tan to really show off his bling.   One of the Clubs top Fundraisers. Has a degree in Irish Bingo. Would like to be related to Stuart Dunn.

Another all round nice guy. Retired from playing and took up umpiring. Then realized he might score a few easy runs so became Skipper of the Second XI. After realizing it was not quite so easy he retired from playing once again and resumed umpiring. The Clubs slimming coach sorry swimming coach. The Python was christened after his love of Steak (snake) and kidney pies. Strangely prefers the oval pill but we know his real hero's are Dickie Bird and Billy Bowden. Great Clubman as he thinks nothing of telling someone to clean out the toilets.

Brian Hunt

Club Secretary. Has recently slipped down the selection pecking order (pun) so often suggests at a Committee Meeting that the Club run a third XI so that he can get a game. Isaac used to run a column in the Club Newsletter advising fellow members on marital problems. Often seen down the ground wearing his bins discussing tactics with Bill Oddie on how to spot the oomagoolie bird.

Mike Tomkins

Tonker is the Club Groundsman and Language expert. Tremendous Clubman, spends hours cutting grass, preparing wickets and generally looking after the place. Probably prepares the best track in Shropshire which he should do as the Club spend a fortune on fertilizer. Spends more time down the ground than what he does at home with Marge. Has the ability to curse for ten minutes without repeating himself. Makes Gordon Ramsey sound like a Nun.

Marc Ogglethorpe

Right hand batter and slow bowler. Oggy only plays occasionally now as he has moved to Newtown with his job. Shame on him, especially it being Newtown. Still supports fund raising events and can be relied upon to be first in the Pavilion at tea. Likes to welly the ball when batting and much prefers the aerial route than running singles. Deceptive bowler who can only dream of turning his arm over on a much bigger ground.

Kevin Hamer

In some quarters he is known as MC Hammer the Club Rapper. Kev used to play for Newtown but you cannot hold that against him. Should take a stack of wickets but unfortunately bowls with the wrong arm. Another excellent Clubman, often found working on the ground where his talents extend to painting and grouting tiles. Has now re-started the Club Fantasy League.  

Adam Williams

Adders is one of a few players to come up through the Junior Section. Opens the First XI bowling but suffers a bit from the Harry Kewell's. Right hand bat should score a lot more runs but spends a lot of time fishing, often just outside off stump. Also a keen Clubman who spends his fair share of time working on the ground usually with Kev in the showers.

Stuart Williams

Youth Co-ordinator. Great Clubman and organizer of the very successful Sportsman's Evening. Forever digging holes down the ground. In the past year it has been rumoured that this could be the reason for the large rise in Gas prices.